What I would say if I were a rookie captioner: Carving out some time with my friends. What I would actually say: [the same thing.] (at The Pink House)

What I would say if I were a rookie captioner: Carving out some time with my friends. What I would actually say: [the same thing.] (at The Pink House)

I feel so enjoyed by these dudes! My heart turns into a free elf and says, “Such a beautiful place… to be with friends.” (at Backporch Coffee Roasters)

I feel so enjoyed by these dudes! My heart turns into a free elf and says, “Such a beautiful place… to be with friends.” (at Backporch Coffee Roasters)

Yesterday was way too good, featuring every meal having been enjoyed with friends. I love those days! Let’s see what today holds! (at Taco Salsa)

Yesterday was way too good, featuring every meal having been enjoyed with friends. I love those days! Let’s see what today holds! (at Taco Salsa)

OLJ, thank you for biscuits’n’gravy, an over-easy egg, and refills.  (at Jackson’s Corner)

OLJ, thank you for biscuits’n’gravy, an over-easy egg, and refills. (at Jackson’s Corner)

He’s back. #jerodmore (at Jackson’s Corner)

He’s back. #jerodmore (at Jackson’s Corner)

It’s the end of the day as we know it. #stuck #in #your #head (at Riverbend Park)

It’s the end of the day as we know it. #stuck #in #your #head (at Riverbend Park)

A happy parade of friends visited Jam on her last shift at @backporchcoffeeroasters! (And by parade, I mean an s-ton of people.) It’s also the beginning of the plot to get her to come back to us in the spring.  (at Backporch Coffee Roasters)

A happy parade of friends visited Jam on her last shift at @backporchcoffeeroasters! (And by parade, I mean an s-ton of people.) It’s also the beginning of the plot to get her to come back to us in the spring. (at Backporch Coffee Roasters)

Guys. I’m probably going to start saying confusing things like “Get legit.” Or, “Can I get a fitness?!” Or, “Run hard, live hard.” Or, “Body is mind and mind is body.” Or “My other car is a not-car, it’s my legs.” I just want to apologize for all of those now and promise that I won’t take a bunch of gym mirror selfies.

Guys. I’m probably going to start saying confusing things like “Get legit.” Or, “Can I get a fitness?!” Or, “Run hard, live hard.” Or, “Body is mind and mind is body.” Or “My other car is a not-car, it’s my legs.” I just want to apologize for all of those now and promise that I won’t take a bunch of gym mirror selfies.